You Should've Seen the Other Guy

 (This morning I had my six lovely children in the BYU bookstore.  We came to the stairs that led to the basement, so I asked Maddie to hop out, then carried the double stroller with Eddie in his infant carrier, down the stairs.  I thought people were staring because I was so strong.  I then realized they were staring  because Maddie was walking beside me with her bruised face.  I didn't tell them that she is bruised because she fell on some stairs -- with the way I was carrying Eddie, they probably already knew.)