Friday, June 24, 2011

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If any person knows the location of the following items, please enlighten me.

1. My eyelash curler. Last seen one week ago on my bathroom counter.
2. Nick's Buzz Lightyear blanket. Last seen 5 days ago in the car.
3. $20 cash. Last seen two days ago at the pool.
4. 2 gallons milk. Last seen 24 hours ago, prior to the cold cereal for dinner.
5. A full night's sleep. Last seen 10 years ago when I had but 1 baby.

2 comments:

Natalie said...

1. I have no idea. Do you even need one of those?
2. Mom's house, blanket closet.
3. Qwest bill?
4. Digestive systems of Babcock offspring.
5. In your dreams.

Good luck with that! Love you like cray Z.

WhitParks said...

Oh man this is a riot! Isn't this the truth and so like real life.